I have almost endlessly gone
on about the 1950s as being something like the golden age of the American
automobile. Not, by the way, just to note that many times in those years the
poor, dirt poor, Breslin family was without a car, golden age or not. That was
our hard luck and no special mercy need be shown on that account. But also to
note that the car craze extended right down to junior, a he junior in those
days, having maybe for the first in recorded history, recorded teen history,
the only history that counted among the corner boys, and wanna-be corner boys
of Olde Saco (that is up in ocean side Maine for the interested), the chance to
have his own “wheels” to rocket out in the ocean air night.
Usually that first car was a
Dad hand-me-down once he, Dad that is, got tired of the old heap (old heap being
in those cheap car days maybe four years old) and instead of trading the heap in
for the latest step-up like a shiny two-toned Buick he gave the keys to junior.
This ritual, and make no mistake that it was a ritual, became a virtual rite of
passage as the1950s flew into the1960s as a sign that some families had arrived
into that good American middle class night. So you would see guys, ordinary
guys, really, maybe football players or playing some sport, maybe just social
guys, tooling around Main Street (really U.S.1 but everybody called it Main
Street, and in truth for teenagers it was Main Street and the only street that
mattered) on Friday and Saturday nights with sharp Buicks, Chevys, a lonely
Pontiac or two, maybe some Ford thing (no, not the damn Edsel), or an off-hand
exotic import like a British-made MG. Of course even ordinary guys did not want
to drive some father-mobile and so once those keys ritualistically passed hands
the old heap was converted, disposable income- converted into a “boss” car.
And a “boss” car if you were
to have any chance, or expected to have any chance with the twists (local Olde
Saco teen corner boy expression for, what else, girls), was what you needed to
stay in that breezed out cool night. Otherwise stay home, watch television with
the family, and save the gas money for some record you just had to have. Just
don’t bother to sit by the phone waiting, midnight phone waiting, for Julie or
Molly or Debbie to call because brother they are out riding with real guys with
real souped- up cars. And real souped –up meant a few things in that fin-tail
age. It meant much fender chrome, it meant serious hubcaps, it meant serious
hood ornaments, it meant exotic silky seat-covers, it meant a be-bop sound
system that could be heard from about six blocks away to let every girl in the
area know “the killer” was on the prowl, and beyond that it meant you had some serious horsepower under that hood that
when you cranked it up to one hundred miles per hour (100 MPH for the
disbelievers) in sixty seconds on some
dark country road that you would blow that dude in that prissy father-mobile Cadillac away, far away. And take his girl as
the prize.
So, no way, no way in hell,
were you going to let Dad’s old trusty mechanic, some Mr. Bill who ran the Esso
station and did oil changes while you waited and had a Coke. A guy who
cautioned you every time you went in to "fill ‘er up" and said what a
wonderful vehicle it was and warn you against going more than fifty-five miles
per hour (55 MPH for disbelievers) because you might ruin the engine. And
muttering under your breathe that maybe he should go work on one of Mr. Ford’s
Model T, or something. No, any teenage guy, even ordinary guys with preppy
sweater and bobby-soxer girlfriends let
nobody, nobody on this good green earth get under that hood except Chassis
Chuck, yes, Chuck Miller.
And from here on in this is
Chuck’s story. Chuck and his magic greased-up fingers. See Chuck didn’t go to
some car company auto mechanics school, or even taken up the trade in high
school. But he was the A-One mechanic that every teenage guy in town went to
just the same. I know the real story of how he developed his mechanical prowess
because Chuck lived down the street from where my family lived, down in the
Acre, down on those wrong side of the tracks, and I used to hang out at his
“garage” when I was a kid and had nothing else to do. One night he told me the
story of his life, of his car-fixing life. It is short so listen up.
Chuck Miller was kind of a
“foundling,” at least that was what his mother (not his real mother) called him
because she said he arrived at her humble door one day and she just took him
in. Now the Acre for those who don’t know, or can’t guess, was in the old days
before they put in “the projects” filled with old ratty seen better days
trailers of every description, mainly dilapidated. This is where Chuck spent
his youth and came to young manhood. So
you know, know without me telling, that Chuck was not one of those juniors who
had that neat key ceremony when dear old Dad passed the torch to car-hood.
Still Chuck was crazy, crazy for cars from about twelve on when some mother’s
friend took him to the Bethel Speedway. He was hooked, hooked more than a guy
could get hooked over a woman (that’s what he said that night he told me his
story anyway). So he started going to junkyards and hanging around older guys
with hotrods and learned stuff, learned tons of stuff. Basically learned how to
build a car from scratch.
Now Chuck had trophy cars
along the way but he only had eyes really for that first one. He described
every inch but I only remember the highlights. The engine from an old Chevy,
the gearbox from a Studebaker, the chassis from some major wreak on U.S. Route
One up in Camden, chrome fenders from some Buick, a real hodge-podge but his
for about fifty bucks and ten thousand years of mankind trying to ride faster
and get from point A to point B without undue duress. And all done before he
was sixteen and could actually legally get a driver’s license. Although, keep
this under your hat, he was driving the back roads, the plentiful back roads
from about age thirteen.
As you might expect this
first Chuck-mobile looked funny, looked kind of contorted so, naturally, the
juniors around town razzed him about it, razzed him bad. Razzed him so bad that
he challenged the “boss” car leader, Sam Murray and his souped-up ’57 two-toned
Chevy, to a “chicken run.” Now Sam was strictly a mild-mannered jock but he had
this twist (remember who that designated), this Cathy Bleu, whom he was trying
to impress and to keep as his “trophy” girlfriend. So she egged Sam on, egged
him hard about what should happen to Acre guys, even Acre young guys. So the
“run” was on, on for an October Saturday night.
Oh, for the clueless, or for
those not addicted to 1950s teen angst films like James Dean’s Rebel Without A Cause a chicken run back
then was just two guys (with or without their honeys in the front seat) going
down some back road as fast as they could-winner take all. Winner take all
meaning the prerogatives of the “boss” car king of the night. On the face of it
Chuck was foolish to challenge Sam and Sam was foolish to put his “rep” on the
line against some Acre has-been before he was. But twists (damn, now I ‘m
saying it) will lead guys, seemingly normal guys, to do strange things.
Naturally Chuck had to relate
every detail of the race, from the flash start to the blazing finish, taking
far longer to detail the vent that it took to run it. Naturally as well Chuck
won, won in a breeze or else he wouldn’t have bothered to tell the story if you
think about it. So after that, for a long time after that, Chuck Miller was the
king of the “chicken run” night around southern Maine. And every guy, every guy
who did not want to sit around waiting for the midnight phone not to ring, including
a chastised Sam, headed to Chuck’s garage (really just that run down trailer
and a tool shed) when they made their key exchange rites of passage. Oh yah,
and after that first chicken run victory, and for several years after, sitting
in the front seat of the Chuck-mobile on most Friday and Saturday nights was
one Cathy Bleu. Naturally.
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